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mourning_apocalypse@hotmail.co.uk - Coming to kick your fucking teeth in.

Message for Little Miss Going-To-Have-No-Teeth, mourning_apocalypse@hotmail.co.uk

FOR THE LAST, FUCKING TIME - FAKERS, STOP. PRETENDING. TO. BE. ME.

I got a phonecall, from a good friend and ex-beau called Sean, saying he was speaking to me on MSN. Which, he quite blatantly, wasn't, as he hasn't got my address or anything.

This girl, and I use this term lightly, you residivist failed fucking abortion, has contacted SOMEONE in Nuneaton, pretending to be me, and sent lots of photos (Well, you guessed it) of a somewhat adult nature to them. Said friend, contacted Sean, and then said this...

Faker - I've never lived in Nottingham, never worked at the tap, I don't know you Sean, and I've never slept with you.

ALL of which, y'know, I've done for the past fucking year and a half of my life.

I ONLY USE.

CORPSEKITTEN@HOTMAIL.COM
EDENAPOCALYPSE@HOTMAIL.CO.UK
FACEBOOK - ANNA-LOUISE REID
MYSPACE - EDENAPOCALYPSE
MYSPACE - THECORPSEKITTEN (FRIENDS ONLY)
VAMPIREFREAKS - EDENAPOCALYPSE, CORPSEKITTEN

mourning_apocalypse@hotmail.co.uk, I'm coming to fuck you up.

:)

Eden/Kitten x

Well, here it comes again.

  • Apr. 16th, 2008 at 1:24 PM
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I've had the EdenApocalypse tag for many a website for over a year now, and I really want to change it. So, please add the User - TheCorpseKitten to your friends list. It's my new account.

(I'll still be modelling under EdenApocalypse, mind.;))

Oh, and...

  • Apr. 9th, 2008 at 7:43 PM
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Finland has the go-ahead, I believe.

You are reading the journal of one of the Assembly 2008 tv show hosts. :)

Apr. 9th, 2008

  • 7:32 PM
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Aye, all is good in the land of Anna.

It's been a couple of weeks of trotting to and fro from County to County. Norwich to Manchester etc, seeing the boys and generally getting a bit slotted. STILL trying to pull together the Vaklyrie outfit (Whom I have named Tyr-Idun.) with lots of fur and suede and general shiny Zweihander awesomeness. (Wish it wasn't LARP safe, as it's shiny.) Hung out with Ben last night, at Gareths now, doing girly press-ups, planks and discussing open skirt making techniques.

Friday sees a mahoosive Steak dinner, provided by Re-Enactor Cameron taking me for Dinner, then taking me up to Norwich for Richies birthday, and, of course, to see the lovely Pete. (He's a fucking wanker but ohmygod.)

Getting back to cleaning Gareths place and whining about my stomach muscles.

Mar. 26th, 2008

  • 8:37 PM
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Maelstrom? Awesome.
Everything else? Awesome.

Met a lad? Oh yes.
Tall, beautiful with HUGE eyes? Oh yes.



...Coming over this weekend? 3 DAY WEEKEND?


Oh yes.

Hey! Ma! I pulled a 180!

  • Mar. 17th, 2008 at 5:57 PM
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Most awesome. In simple terms.

In other news, MAELSTROM is upon us, and I have done BUGGAR ALL apart from order shiny (Shiny shiny fake Plate.), more shiny (more shiny larp gear) and yummy shiny. (Jerky!) I've got to put together 4 outfits in 3 days. This should be interesting, to say the least. Oh AND I've got to re-re-glue some boots.

..I'm not quite sure what to say apart from I'm recovering nicely, mostly due to the narcotics Gareth has supplied me with. (Loves to the Gareth) plus the numerous shiny cars I've been driving around in have been mostly making me moist.

Rock City was a night of awesome, apart from a little bit of interference which was swiftly eradicated by whichever deity you happen to believe in. Steve managed to turn up, as did Gareth, so we could all come to the conclusion that the Barman in the rig at city was completely to die for. Tried and tested, I don't ALWAYS go out with guys that should technically be binmen. ;)

Work's getting easier by the day and the vouchers are flooding in like rats on a sinking ship, which is great, considering I can spend them pretty much anywhere. Free food, essentially. Always a WIN.

Unfortunately, my computer is now KAPUT. The harddrive that Spike gave me came up with an SMART = BAD error, and now won't boot. The HDD must be fucked as it's clicking away like a progressive jazz musician, however, I'm learning how to use Kismet and Airsnort. ;)

Myself, Laura and Terri will all be moving out together soon as well, seeing as I get a 25% discount for living with Students. Most awesome!

Finland hasn't been finalised yet, but I think Pekka is very busy as it's the Winter Assembly at the moment.

And off I go, into the fray to collect a passport, driving license and two pairs of plated and plain vambraces from my house. :)

Mar. 14th, 2008

  • 8:14 PM
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Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

But, it's over.

Tomorrow will be spent wondering why I put my faith in people and largely recovering in bed.

Maelstrom in T-Minus 6 days. :)

Bad is outweighing good though. FAIL.

Mar. 8th, 2008

  • 11:34 AM
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Sat at work. Blergh. One and a half hours to go. 

I'm going home and going to bed, I need the sleep, so desperately. 

Tonight? No plans, really... I was going to head to City... but, it doesn't seem like a good idea after last night. (Mind you, I didn't think last night would be good, but it was awesome.)

Reminder - MUST TALK TO ALI ABOUT MAELSTROM. MUST TALK TO ALI ABOUT GEEKERY.

God, my customers are complete toffs sometimes. READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS IF YOU WANT TO BE A KNOWITALL.

Anyway.

Plans for tonight?

LOL ITZ CATURDAY!

  • Mar. 8th, 2008 at 8:52 AM
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 I'm at work. With a hangover. Classy.

In other news - I love my friends. The Sal last night was awesome, even Sarah turned up and we even got a visit from Fran and Leon. :D

Tonight... We shall see ;)

Phew.

  • Mar. 7th, 2008 at 4:51 PM
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I'm glad that I started working for Experian.

12 Notices of Correction later, Anna finds that some bitch in Wrexham, who think's I'm 35 has been applying for M&S credit cards.

Wonderful.

FRAUD!

:(

  • Mar. 7th, 2008 at 2:05 PM
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Anyone actually doing ANYTHING tonight? (That can involve me.)

Mar. 7th, 2008

  • 10:17 AM
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 Oh, oh, Anyone up for City on Saturday? :)

Let me rephrase that.

You ARE coming to City on Saturday. ;)

Mar. 7th, 2008

  • 9:28 AM
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I forgot it was Damage last night, so, after eating some horrid Sweet and Sour chicken at Jons & Spikes, me and 'Blood' went off to the Speasy. Where even the presence of the ominious 'Shadow' and his sidekick 'Reaper' failed to cheer me up. So, we plodded to the Sal, wherein Jon got called Steven Segal. Awesome.

Off to City! I didn't realise it was Damage as well, which was awesome. No Damian, though. Which was a shame. However, lovely lovely gorgeous Martin the barman was working and he fed me jagermeister. :) He still hasn't text me though. Lame. (He's so pretty.)

Tonight, FOOD. Tomorrow = Saturday = Four hour shift. :(

Asshattery.

  • Mar. 6th, 2008 at 8:56 AM
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Just to confirm it, I hate him. I actually, physically feel repulsed right now. I'm sure that will change, but right now, I hope he suffers for such a cruel act. (I know he won't, though.) Then the other half of my brain is completely contradicting that. Oh, for fucks sake, this is ridiculous.

If there were more men (that meet my standard) in Nottingham, without kids or girlfriends, I'd be set. But no. No no no. Lame.

Right, Finland is looking good. As soon as I can shift this overdraft, and get a job finalised, I am off.

Aside from that, it's almost the weekend. :)

GOING TO CRUCIFY NATWEST.

  • Mar. 5th, 2008 at 12:28 PM
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ANOTHER. SEVENTY. QUID. £155 TOTAL. CAPS LOCK RAGE.

But Grandparent's are paying it off tomorrow. Phew.

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Mar. 4th, 2008

  • 9:59 AM
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Fucking bank! Charged me £80!  I'm going to play hell, seriously. They failed to tell me that they'd be taking £40 out of my account for 'Maintainance Charges" on the day I got paid, so, I took out £200, which took me to my Overdraft Limit, then they took out £40. £40 overdrawn, then the Ipod payment bounced, which cost me £38. 

All because they didn't send me notification.


Anyone want to buy a computer? :(

Woo! I hope.

  • Mar. 4th, 2008 at 8:44 AM
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Well, Dotwaffle (Matthew) took me out for a 'Pizza Hut Business Meeting' last night. 

Suffice to say nothing is set in stone yet, but, if all goes ahead, it will involve Helsinki, a million viewers and gaming. ;)

Mar. 3rd, 2008

  • 12:00 PM
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Aaaah, lunch break. Woo! Anywho.

Yes, my contract for my current place will come up soon, and I really want to escape this place.

#1 - I had a fugitive seeking refuge from the police on Saturday night, he tried to put his foot through the door to get in. Subsequently, the police turned up and I had to explain what had happened, with half a face of make-up on.
#2 - Some little shits playing with Shauns bike yesterday.
#3 - Thoroughly irritating chavs above me.
#4 - No Internet.
#5 - No Phone. (Due to chavs upstairs not paying bills.
#6 - Rough area.
#7 - Finally, Gillan lives across the road, and I do not want to be there.

SO, I'm looking at getting up to a 4 bedroom house in a NICE area of Nottingham. Preferably with a garden so I can grow veggies and herbs. Oh, and so I can have a cat too. SO, if anyone is looking at moving out at any point soon, please tell me. (I may already have Shaun moving in, if it has secure parking/garden)

Ciao. :) 

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Hmm.

  • Mar. 3rd, 2008 at 8:55 AM
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It's been a weird weekend to say the least.

Friday started off with going to the Speasy with Gareth and Damian, who soon found out that they weren't missing much. Saw quite a gothy guy sat on the table across from us, and turns out the guy can't speak English. (Rock City, turns out he's from cyprus or something strange.) Very drunk was I, as I walked out of the tap with some guy with Dreads. From then on, I can't remember a goddamn thing.

Saturday consisted of Steve coming over, the Sal and Rock City. Thankfully, Gillan didn't turn up, and a lot of boogying was done. I passed out listening to the Doors that night.

Then, sunday, Shaun came over and I went for a ride of his bike with him, also, listening to the Doors. Chicken was consumed.

Blergh, I hate this lonliness.

Plan?

  • Feb. 29th, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Metalocalypse

Shallowthing (Tags aren't working), want to meet me about 9? We can have a little excursion. I can cover you for drinks etc. By the way, my new number is 07527747676.

Anyone else want to do anything?

New number 07527747676.


REVISED PLANS.

ATTN: Damian, Spike, Nina, Kristy, Jon and anyone else I'm bonded to.

If you want to go out, comment when and where.
If you wanna stay in and watch movies, tell me.
( I won a bottle of wine at work, so, movies would be good as I'm skinted. Or games, perhaps.)

Otherwise, I'mma stay in and cleaaaan.